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Lone House

If it has t*ts

If it has t*ts

Size: XL (shown on XS model for oversized fit)
Color: Faded Black
Era: 90s/early 2000s

This perfectly broken-in vintage tee comes with a bold graphic that reads:
"If it's got tits or wheels, it's gonna give ya' problems" – a cheeky, classic line straight out of biker-bar Americana.

  • Soft, worn-in cotton with a lived-in fade

  • Oversized unisex fit

  • Drop shoulder and relaxed sleeves

  • No visible tags (likely cotton blend)

Great worn baggy over jeans or tucked into a mini. A statement piece for anyone with a sense of humor and a love for vintage attitude.

Regular price $175.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $175.00 USD
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